Cupcakes

One question I am often asked is why I dislike cupcakes. The main reason is because of their poor design; too much plain cake topped by too much icing. Add to that the difficulties inherent in eating them, and, well, I'd rather have a petit four, mini cake or slice of real cake.

I'd also like to add that the pile of dog poop formation is not a legitimate piped figure and should be banished from bakeries -excepting the rare instance where a customer asks for a three-dimensional representation of feces.